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The real movie merch that we want to get hold of: Laser swords, hell puzzle boxes and time travelling cars
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009    Subscribe To Our FeedSo there’s alot of merchandise out there for movies -t-shirts, books, games, mugs, toys etc. But lets be honest- this isnt the merchandise we were hoping for -if your going to give us some promotional merchandise, make it exciting, fun -and deadly. These are just afew of the items that if we could get hold off- we’d buy them just like that.
- A proper lightsabre. Admit it -Ever since it cut Obi Wan in half we’ve all dreamed of being a Sith/ Jedi and showing everyone how strong the force is with us. Be prepared to fight randomn strangers for no reason other than you both have a lightsabre, you dont have to make the ‘whoom’ noise yourself anymore and it will be available in a wide range of colours. Lightsabre fights would be breaking out every five minutes as every Star Wars fans dream would come true. Just make sure you dont slice your own arm off.
- The time travelling DeLorean car. Yup, the time travelling care from the Back to the future movies, Everyone would love the oppitunity to change something in their past- now here’s their chance. The only problem is, everyone will want one, and with everyone doing it the past will be changing every five minutes and the universe will implode. Nah, just kidding, but in changing the past, how much would we affect the future? Plus with the 80’s retro fad in full swing, that is one damn cool car to be seen in.
- Hellraiser’s puzzle hellbox. The box that Lucifer plays with for laughs can give you hours of fun by handing it off to people you dont like -teachers, dentists and the in laws need not bother you ever again. Doug in accounting getting that promotion ahead of you? Not anymore he’s not, that over competitive idiot thats dating girl you like can take the trip of a lifetime -leaving you free to comfort her. Just remember to buy an xbox in case you get bored and your hands get twitchy -it makes a great paperweight to when its not sending people to hell.
Need some branded merchandise that isnt going to kill you?
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